Punk Demon.

bottomrogers:

voicesays-imalmostout-ofminutes:

bottomrogers:

bottomrogers:

how many goats do i have to sacrifice to get chris evans’ ice bucket challenge in the next 48 hours

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So how many did you sacrifice

one per hour

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

carapherxelia:

Tonight Alive - Amelia [video credit]

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

"I think I have everything I want. When I want beer, I drink beer. When I want vodka, I drink vodka. When I want you, I drink vodka." - (via morphin—e)
just-a-scratch-just-a-scar:

Thoughts #7
mine, don’t remove credit or caption

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”